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this is my English page toc

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 * term3 || 12,18,20,cnr,cnr,12,18,17,cnr ||  ||
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my goal is to get better at spelling mainly hard to spell common words.

=A SAD MOMENT IN TIME!= one time a really long time ago when I was 3-4 years old I was with mum shopping... we got everything cereal, bread, milk ect... we where currently occupied on isle I think that was dairy im not sure anyway he is my story... We where just at home mum and i dad was at work doing? guess what working! i was playing when mum said "Liam we have to go to the supermarket" so she came and got me we walked to the car. when we got there the place packed we manged to fid a parking spot once in mum got a trolley and put al the stuff in like cereal, tolit paper, jam and all sorts of other stuff that i can't remember! we where currently on the isle dairy i think it was it bored me so i went to the isle with ribbons, pictures books but then i lost mum! she was looking down the isles but the parent( another parent) or parent came and got me and took me to the counter then the speaker thing said something and the mum came and got me and so we did some last minute shopping she buying me a book cause she said i was really brave but inside i had wet myself literally because i got lost but then we went home happy well i was and mum read me the book i wasn't really that interested but i did like the pictures... i think. =)

A VERY WEIRD PERSON...
One day, not so long ago, when Mrs Snotbag was riding a donkey, a very ugly donkey for that fact. She was cantering along town when suddenly, out of nowhere, she heard "arrgh, ouch, stop please, no, STOP!" said a voice. Then a couple seconds later she looked behind her on the ground, she had just run over an old lady. It was her that was screaming and begging her to stop! and just like that Mrs Snotbag continued on past the corpse. The brute one minute later suddenly the cops came, they handcuffed her and said were taking you downtown, and the station police investigated her and the horse they saw blood stain on the donkeys hooves!, and then said "you're coming to court".

Two hours and exactly 34 minutes later the court judge said "let the trail commence!" "we the police of Huntsville say that she is guilty for manslaughter of a 112 old lady the oldest in the world!" said the police man, named Mr Snotbag! "Mr Snotbag do you have any proof that she actually murdered her?, are you sure you don't want to just throw her in jail anyway possible?, I've heard recently that you to haven't been getting on very well lately, so once again I ask do you have any evidence?". The jury was starting to turn against the police and also getting very angry, but just then the Mr Snotbag pulled in the donkey and showed them all it's hooves, they where blood stained and smelled like old lady!, so then the jury decided, "because Mrs Snotbag does not have any evidence that she did not do it we the jury, therefore declare Mrs Snotbag of manslaughter!".

Later in jail she took one look at her cell mates and started screaming, "let me out!, let me out!!!!!" "bah be quite ya jerk!", so it was that one month later that Mrs Snotbag had waited, and finally the time had arrived, holiday!! It was her only chance to actually go to the mall. Once there she saw that man she'd been looking for all that time, right in front of her she loved him so much she ran up to him but before she got to him he saw her and pulled out a frog from the shop, and put it in front of him and suddenly she just kissed a yummy frog! so disgusted she ran to her donkey and cantered away never to be seen again...

"Liam all I asked was what happen to you're homework, instead you come up with the most idiotic story I've ever heard, I feel dumber for just having listen to it I bet you just made that up at the very last minute" "Did i teacher person guy? Did i? okay i did."

By Liam.

A very dumb parot
Once not so very long ago there was a parot out and about searching for stuff to build its nest with seeming looking in the wrong places a oasis. 300m from the forest, so the parot went out into the desert where it found an oasis, and on the ground there was a perfect silver teaspon on the ground so it picked it up.

and flew back on into the forest to drop it off but as she was going back to her nest she saw a turtle up next to a cat shivering with fear

As the cat was probaly going to eat it so the bird quickly flew back to its nest and found the turtle again and squawked “I’ll save you aawwrak! “ so it flew around behind the cat snatched up the baby turtle and flew like wind fire and rain to the dense part of the forest the cat had woken though from the sudden gust of air and off fuelled by rocket gas going after the parrot who had stolen his feed when the parrot had arrived at the dense Part of the forest where a lot of the fungi and insects reside and when the parot stop and squawked, “you okay? You okay awwwark?’ but the turtle didn’t answer but then the parrot realized the turtle had a big cut on it and saw it had died from blood loss and fright the parot realised the was part of the murderous act and then sadly flew back to its half finished nest to find the it had lost the teaspoon... the parot squawked “what waste time...’’ and settled there for a big napped it has had a ruff day...

The unnatural mystery
One time... not so very long ago there was a sad depressed Man that was walking to the door step by step dragging his feet across the old ragged floor sulking and coughing then with his head bowed he open the old cranky door... slowly it opened and there stood Mrs Jennifer, he couldn't believe it he rubbed his eyes and looked again, but then he only saw the road ahead and the rough pavement he then suddenly sweat pouring from his forehead he woke, and sat up on his bed looking terrified looking this way and that he got up and sleepily went to the kitchen, he looked at he table and sighed there where wood chippings some scissors and rubbish and on top of the rubbish there was a daisy he went and carefully picked it up with his big hands ￼ then depressed and all. He went to the door pulled the knob and opened the half smashed door and when he got out he smiled and watched as the rain pouring down and pattering on the old shed a couple minutes of watching rain it stopped and then he quickly dragged his feet then he started jogging and running and suddenly he was sprinting on into the cemetery, running as fast as he could he went to the gates then to a small grave, with some words in graved on it they where ‘here lies Jennifer who sadly died on the 1891 of an unknown disease’ he bowed and kneeled before the grave and let the flower down then suddenly he fell to the ground dead as a roach...

It was the year 1945 the hospital was working on a person called Mrs Jennifer she was dieing of a unknown disease it was a srt of coma the mysterious man with a mental illness was sulking and praying and with him he handed her a flower, a dasiy in fact and then everything went black. With the life support cut off, Jennifer's heart failed and seconds later the man and Jennifer were nowhere to be seen.

The loud kid
Once on a Tuesday there was a loud kid, who loved to fight and bite and his name wasn't Sid.

Its still a big,bad,bold and unsolved mystery, on whom could he be was a loud history.

BING,BANG, BONG, SMACK he did while having fun ,

accidentally hit the science teacher on the bum!

He has been expelled a lot, 9 times to be exact!,

His parents were very angry for the discipline he lacked.

Still very bored and unsatisfied he sat, he got up and picked a spider to put on mummies cat!

The cat ran to mum and mum ran to cat, mum got a nasty fright and screamed like a bat.

She went to the loud kid and SCREAMED! at his face, “what do you think you where doing?” stalking at a pace.

“Listen here bub!” the angry child poked the props, as his tantrum took place mum called for the cops.

MUM REJOICED AND SMILED AS COPS TOOK AWAY HER SON, AND THAT WAS THAT, SHE KNEW THAT THE LOUD KID WAS DONE!

=The Dancing Devil=

The deathly flame dancing in the wind, The devils flame lying in the cold, The ancient flame burning hot lava, The unique flame dancing all alone, The phosphorus flame eating up the air, The scary flame filling all the darkness, The burning flame replacing it with light, The magnificent flame falling to the ground, The horrific flame being stamped out, The Neon flame weakening in the second, The old flame flickering in the wind, The struggling flame looking for a grave stone, The Exploding Phoenix finally laying to rest, The spirited flame whispering away to nothing, All that’s left is the ashes of a beautiful flame. By Liam

The Term Two Wacky Words
probably my favorite literacy yet get poem change words and boom this is what i got...

The grand old duke of york
The noble old Duke of York, had a fleet of ten thousand men He hiked them up to the top of the mound And he treked them down again. When they were up, they were high And when they were down, they were low And when they were only midway up They were neither high nor low.

Now this is the normal version The Grand old Duke of York he had ten thousand men He marched them up to the top of the hill And he marched them down again. When they were up, they were up And when they were down, they were down And when they were only halfway up They were neither up nor down.

See a difference??? == =fredalopilous=

Habitat: In the middle of swazzy land where there is plenty of cow dung and flies to pick from.

Eating habits: Fresh cow brownies with a side of flys is benefitting for the disgusting thing.

Habits: Eating flies and cow dung while lying in the sun.

Tilly Sales!
In my ploset there is a wox and in that wox there is a cicture and in that cicture there is a zorest in that zorest there is a touse and in that touse there is a goom and in that goom there is a ploset and in that ploset there is a wox and in that wox there is a cicture and in that cicture there is a zorest...

By liam & becky